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Monday, March 7th, 2005
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12:48 pm - I should really start going to school
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There is a void in my life. Today I tried to place what it was. At first I thought... Maye its all this free time I have on my hands not going to school and doing nothing... But that really isnt it. What it REALLY is, I need some green lipstick. I mean HELLO? THne my life would pretty much be complete. The only places Ive seen it, was on ghostworld, and neopets. So if you know where I could get some, you'd pretty much be my hero.
Thanks you,
-C.
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| Saturday, March 5th, 2005
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12:47 pm - Charlotte is a photographist.
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| Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
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9:05 pm
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OMG, charlotte got attacked by a retard today leaving class! And has a huge red mark on her JAW
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| Monday, August 23rd, 2004
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9:46 am
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DogAteMyGuitar: STOP RAPING PUPPIES
SmarterChild: But raping puppies is so much fun.
DogAteMyGuitar: YOUR THE CREEPIEST PUPPY RAPER i KNOW..bad robot
SmarterChild: I'm the creepiest puppy raper you know bad robot? Really?
DogAteMyGuitar: go to hell
SmarterChild: Yeah. Great. Cool. Whatever...
DogAteMyGuitar: and fuck your mom
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
DogAteMyGuitar: and my mom
SmarterChild: And your mom?
DogAteMyGuitar: do my mom
SmarterChild: Do your mom? I'll take that under consideration.
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9:14 am - READ ALL OF THIS ITS ENTERTAINING....
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So the first great thing about last night was charlotte giving sheema a lobster hat.
But after that, they went to the conservatory and the first people they made fun of was the HORRIBLE band that wasnt even playing music, and they sucked ass, I wanted my ears to bleed. And I made it known when sherman wantd us to help fund the buying of the cd.
Secondly, colin the guy from 'this was the year to lose freinds', came over to talk to us and had this HUGGEEE fat lip, but only on one side and it was uneven and inflamed and saggy on one side, and we inqired about it and he told us the story, and then stated how much he looked like johnny cash in the early days, and then made a face of what he mustve thought johnny cash looked like with a saggy half mouth...
it wasnt very j.cash it all..
thirdly there was this hottie in an army shirt with nice pouty lips who walked by sheema and charlotte, and charlotte looked over and he was standing in front of her in a way that put all his junk directly in her sight of veiw, and it was junky
fourthly ryan davis screamed on charlottes head
fifthly they went to dennys and requested ro sit by these two guys in the back of dennys, because one of them had a cute lower lip, and the waiter sat us at theyre bench,
and there was one totalyl nice cute guy who was totally hostile and mean, when the other one was munchung on charlotte.
then sheema said ''whats your problem why are you so hostile''
and charlotte said ''yeah its like your going to crash a plane into my building''
and then he said somthing unoriningal and unfunny that i cant remember, and charlotte informed him that if he ever had any fun he'd pop a kidney, which is absolutely the truth, and then they were bickering
and charlotte called him John-Pop a kidney if he had any fun- flys planes into builiding-HITLER
and it wasnt that funny until charlotte whispered that his mustache actually looked a LOT like hitlers, and then like 30 seconds later he was like '' IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HITLERS''
and then sheema expressed her fear of mexicans, and the jerky guy was like ''Im half mexican'' and sheema was like oh you have all your teeth''
and the guy with a cute lower lip was completely nice and on our side, but couldnt leave his redneck freind because the redneck bell boy was driving, and we informed the biomedical engineer with the cute lip he needed to get his own car.
then the next morning when we woke up chasrlotte called everyone on sheemas cell phone and said ''Happy, um heppy schoo dey, heppy schoo dey guys OMG OMG your in schoo heppy schoo dey''
and we pissed many people off along the way
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| Sunday, August 22nd, 2004
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2:25 pm - bout time
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charlotte and sheema are going to the conservatory tonight, and it will be a grand oppurtunity to make fun of people, even though charlotte will be retarded and probably feel bad and then stuff screw up.
The point is, that thewhistlingretard, emosreamo, and many others that read this lj and shall not be named are really good for a laughing at.
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| Monday, August 9th, 2004
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6:47 pm - hey
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| Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
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2:21 am - a conversation with the actual whistling retard...
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SellMySoul2Roll5: howdy
Ant12589: hey kiddo
SellMySoul2Roll5: haha
SellMySoul2Roll5: how is it goin
Ant12589: ehh its good.
Ant12589: did the girls from the lake ever call you?
SellMySoul2Roll5: nope
SellMySoul2Roll5: thats a confidence booster
SellMySoul2Roll5: haha
SellMySoul2Roll5: grace has decided she wants to fuck me but i have been avoiding her
Ant12589: oh good.
SellMySoul2Roll5: its really annoying
Ant12589: would you do her though
SellMySoul2Roll5: nope
Ant12589: why not?
Ant12589: i would hit that up!
SellMySoul2Roll5: dont know just wouldnt
Ant12589: hm
SellMySoul2Roll5: how are you feelin latley
Ant12589: what do you mean?
SellMySoul2Roll5: i dont know
SellMySoul2Roll5: how is your mental state?
Ant12589: haha
Ant12589: its good. im fine
SellMySoul2Roll5: thats good
Ant12589: my cousin is convinced that i have no feelings
SellMySoul2Roll5: i have missed you
SellMySoul2Roll5: haha
SellMySoul2Roll5: thats funny
Ant12589: right. im sure you have..
SellMySoul2Roll5: you are the only person that half likes me
SellMySoul2Roll5: i dont have any friends
SellMySoul2Roll5: great now i get to walk around wondering what the fuck you are talking about
SellMySoul2Roll5: actually i probably wont walk around
SellMySoul2Roll5: just sit on my ass
Ant12589: haha
SellMySoul2Roll5: i am incredibly worthless these days
SellMySoul2Roll5: haha
SellMySoul2Roll5: haha
SellMySoul2Roll5: well thats kindof half of it but i do miss YOU
SellMySoul2Roll5: as in sheema
SellMySoul2Roll5: the person
SellMySoul2Roll5: but yeah i miss the friend too
SellMySoul2Roll5: sorry if that offends you or something
Ant12589: no
Ant12589: i was just kidding bc it made me laugh. and think of old times
Ant12589: i wish i could do something for you...
Ant12589: lol. what do you know.
SellMySoul2Roll5: lots of shit
SellMySoul2Roll5: do i really have small arms?
SellMySoul2Roll5: and uly feet?
SellMySoul2Roll5: and a wierd shaped head?
Ant12589: huh?
SellMySoul2Roll5: i will take that as a yes
SellMySoul2Roll5: haha
SellMySoul2Roll5: nevermind
Ant12589: no really. what are you talking about?
SellMySoul2Roll5: nothing
SellMySoul2Roll5: sorry to have brought it up
Ant12589: its cool. im just really confused.
SellMySoul2Roll5: i figured you would have remembered it but its cool
SellMySoul2Roll5: just sat around
Ant12589: damn.
SellMySoul2Roll5: not in a while though
SellMySoul2Roll5: remember no friends
SellMySoul2Roll5: hehe
Ant12589: please! carson. you could have a gazillion friends
SellMySoul2Roll5: thats the thing i really dont think so
SellMySoul2Roll5: i used to think that but after some recent happenings im thinking not so much
SellMySoul2Roll5: anyways lets move on
Ant12589: how do you feel about russia?
SellMySoul2Roll5: its on a slow ascent
SellMySoul2Roll5: the reds fucked it up
Ant12589: tell me more
SellMySoul2Roll5: why
Ant12589: why not?
SellMySoul2Roll5: i just dont feel like random facts about russia right now
SellMySoul2Roll5: i hate that about me
SellMySoul2Roll5: people will talk to me sometimes only to figure out what the magna carta was
Ant12589: haha
Ant12589: i know what that is!
Ant12589: moving on...
SellMySoul2Roll5: good i wouldnt like it if you asked what it was
Ant12589: i dont think you would like anything. period.
SellMySoul2Roll5: yeah but i dont know what
SellMySoul2Roll5: actually i know but it cant happen so these isnt much use acknowledging it
Ant12589: trudat. so confused...
SellMySoul2Roll5: why
Ant12589: i dont know why this time
SellMySoul2Roll5: ar you crying
SellMySoul2Roll5: if you are dont
Ant12589: no
SellMySoul2Roll5: well i guess you can but it makes me feel bad
Ant12589: i havent cried
SellMySoul2Roll5: ok good
Ant12589: in a hella long time
Ant12589: and why does that make you feel bad
SellMySoul2Roll5: ever since we stopped talking
SellMySoul2Roll5: b/c its my fault when you do
Ant12589: so why would that make you feel bad.
SellMySoul2Roll5: i dont think you should have to be sad
SellMySoul2Roll5: you are too good for it
SellMySoul2Roll5: i dont know i just dont want you to feel sad thats all
SellMySoul2Roll5: and it sucks to know that i am the reason why
SellMySoul2Roll5: do you not want me talk to you anymore b/c if you do then i guess thats cool
Ant12589: why would i not want to talk to you?
SellMySoul2Roll5: you do seem happier since we were last...mingling (we cant call it dating)
Ant12589: haha
Ant12589: ehh i just dont feel like everything i do is wrong and that im crazy
SellMySoul2Roll5: see i made you feel like that
SellMySoul2Roll5: im a sucky boyfriend
Ant12589: ehh. i dont really know. im a sucky.crazy girlfriend
SellMySoul2Roll5: im a sucky person in general
Ant12589: youre only a sucky person if you think you are
SellMySoul2Roll5: well i think i am and i know i am
SellMySoul2Roll5: and you know how i know i am
SellMySoul2Roll5: b/c i think i am
SellMySoul2Roll5: you cant tell me that i didnt make you feel like shit on a frequent basis
SellMySoul2Roll5: and i am incredibly boring
Ant12589: not boring but you did make me feel like shit sometimes but i did the same to you.
SellMySoul2Roll5: not as much as you think
SellMySoul2Roll5: but im not interesting
SellMySoul2Roll5: im boring
SellMySoul2Roll5: im run of the mill
SellMySoul2Roll5: i fit the mold
Ant12589: ehh i fit th emold of a brown girl.
SellMySoul2Roll5: well thats a little used mold in this part of the woods
SellMySoul2Roll5: im very generic
SellMySoul2Roll5: so
SellMySoul2Roll5: im not that great looking either
SellMySoul2Roll5: it only gets me so far
SellMySoul2Roll5: it dosnt work that way
SellMySoul2Roll5: you should know
SellMySoul2Roll5: no girl melts when i smile and people want more that prettiness
Ant12589: youre smart
Ant12589: and you know shit
SellMySoul2Roll5: yeah but im boring
Ant12589: and you know how to act
SellMySoul2Roll5: i sit there
SellMySoul2Roll5: its different when you are a girl
SellMySoul2Roll5: guys normally dont care about your head that much
SellMySoul2Roll5: if you are good looking or even ok looking than you are fine
SellMySoul2Roll5: and if you put out even if it is just a little
Ant12589: true
Ant12589: but most girls dont either
Ant12589: if youre cute, your in
Ant12589: as long as your respectful
Ant12589: and cute
Ant12589: and are nice
SellMySoul2Roll5: but i want friends and people who really really like me and want to be with me all the time
SellMySoul2Roll5: im apparently not cute enough then
SellMySoul2Roll5: maybe if you are like a super model (you get what i mean) you can go on looks alone but not me
Ant12589: hm
Ant12589: i dont know how guy friends operate. but i can tell you that nobody has friends that they are with all the time
Ant12589: even me and aub have our days off
Ant12589: and i just spent a few days at her house too
Ant12589: so... you know
SellMySoul2Roll5: my brother does
SellMySoul2Roll5: he has friends out the ass
Ant12589: why dont you ask him...
SellMySoul2Roll5: he hangs out with at least one friend every fucking day
SellMySoul2Roll5: b/c he is my brother
SellMySoul2Roll5: i would look like an ass
SellMySoul2Roll5: and he dosnt even want to be that popular so he dosnt know what the fuck is going on
Ant12589: thats his secret. he doesnt really give a shit
Ant12589: bc hen you dont give a shit people come
SellMySoul2Roll5: well im fucked then i guess
SellMySoul2Roll5: actually that dosnt work
SellMySoul2Roll5: i have not given a shit before and i didnt have anymore griends than i had when i do care
SellMySoul2Roll5: friends*
Ant12589: hm i have no clue
SellMySoul2Roll5: thats bullshit
SellMySoul2Roll5: i dont think you should im just saying im not anything speacial im just there
Ant12589: hm well it thats what you think then
SellMySoul2Roll5: i guess im off
Ant12589: what else are you going to do
SellMySoul2Roll5: i dont know
SellMySoul2Roll5: just to lay in bed
SellMySoul2Roll5: i dont have anything better to do
Ant12589: entertain me.
SellMySoul2Roll5: i cant
Ant12589: do you like potato salad?
SellMySoul2Roll5: sure
Ant12589: hmm.
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| Saturday, July 10th, 2004
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12:15 pm - felix. bob marley. kris
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me: Im talking to a pro ana irl right now
her: felix obviously wants me..... i wish
her: tell ehr shes fat
me: felix DOES want you
me: he told me
her: haha sad
her: right
me: no I lied
her: ohmy gosh. ima send you something on email. read it
me: kay
here it is
You are a dirty fucking whore. Nobody likes you (of course except for of course you preppy ass kissers of "friends" who talk behind your back anyway), this is why everyone has "ihate'cencored'" and "censored'sucks" aim names and whatnot.
You are a pussy, if you wanna talk shit your going to go to my brother and talk shit to him? Thats stupid, grow some fucking balls you spineless bitch.
Also, you have no fucking right to talk about the way anyone else looks, you have had how many plastic surgeries and you still dont fucking look right. The little girl I babysit says you look like a man. If you are going to go have plastic surgery to make yourself look better (Im not sure how much better this could be), you shouldnt be able to talk about anyone else who HASNT stooped to your fucking shallow level.
You and 'censoed' both are the reason why there are so many outraged teenagers who go to the lengths of shooting people in their school. You guys like to torment other people to make yourselves feel better on the inside, I hope its working out for you. I hope each time you talk shit about another person it makes you feel good, but it will never hid the fact that you are in fact a low person.
So have fun in your shithole of a life 'censored', dont talk to my brother ever again, he doesnt even like you, but come on, do I reeeeeally find that hard to believe!? Nope sorry I dont. I wouldnt even suggest you talking to Jeremy, we know that you talking to him doesnt work in your favor at all so dont do it, Im sure he can manage without you.
Oh and if you are oh so desperate to see me and give my brother "a trillion dollars", why dont we just see each other at the mall or something. That might be nice right?
me: omg
me: thats SO mean
her: it was from erin stofle
me: I know
me: I figured it out
me: why would zach tell her
me: what a fag
her: i think its hella funny
me: OMG I have an IDEA
me: why
me: dont
me: we
me call her crying, and ask to talk to zach, and explain to him what haapened inbetween sobs
me: and asks why he hates you and wants to see you dead
me: why dont you do that
her: ehh i dont care.
her: what he thinks
her: but ill just send the email to the school and hace themn read the part
her: wehre she wants to shoot it up
me: dont be a no funny
her: now that would be comedy
me: omg can u beleive she babysits children
me: I thoguht she only ate them
her: haha
her: i love oyu
her: that was amazing
me: those poor parents must come home only to find theyre small children with bitemaks taken out of them
me: and theySTILL have to pay the canaballistic morbidy obese deprately hngry babysitter
me: and then they have to buy groceries and a new couch to replace whatshe ate
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| Thursday, July 8th, 2004
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4:28 pm - Wow
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so the truth is, praise allah, the end
ps
erin stoffle will eat you, with bbq sauce and frosting
current mood:  apathetic
current music: this moment in black history-shot down
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